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There was once a child, his name was Krishcules. However, Krishcules was no ordinary child. He would always strive to become something greater than himself. As a child he was raised as any other child would be raised. Nothing about Krishcules was extraordinary. That was until he met someone who recognized that Krishcules had something special about him. This man was, Philoctetes or Phil for short, he had trained all the great warriors on earth. Anyone who was anything was trained by Phil. Unfortunately for Phil, everyone he trained ended up failing in battle, which led to their deaths. This caused Phil to give up on training and live a normal life in a normal town surrounded by normal people. However, everything changed when Phil ran into Krishcules. Right away Phil knew Krishcules was part god. This was Phil's big break. He would finally redeem himself as a trainer and create the greatest warrior the world has ever seen. He told Krishcules that he wanted to train him to be a...

There was once a beautiful girl, named Sitbelle. Although she was the most beautiful girl in town, she was also odd. She enjoyed reading and learning. She spent most of her days going to the library, as opposed to the other woman in town who all wanted to impress the most handsome manly man in town Gasrama. Gasrama was just returning from a hunting trip where he brought back a bounty of 100 deer for the village. All the women were swooning over how masculine he was. He had silky long hair, the size of a bear, and the strength of a gorilla. He was what every man in the village aspired to be. As he was walking down the road, stealing the gaze of everyone he passed, he saw Sitbelle. She was sitting on a park bench reading her favorite story. Gasrama was astonished that a woman was not staring at his glorious self. He approached her asking:  "What is it you are reading there girl." She looked up in dismay realizing it was Gasrama, but nonetheless he took interest in her books, wh...

There was once a band, their name was the Mystery Pandas. The Mystery Pandas consisted of a total of 5 members, Fred, Shaggy, Scooby, Velma, and Daphne. They were traveling across Europe singing anywhere they could in hopes to get their name out into the public and catch their lucky break. One day, while playing on the street, they get approached by an older man. The man says: "Hello, my name is King Willy, the sound of your band is amazing and I wish nothing more but to have you guys play at my upcoming winter ball. The Mystery Pandas were extremely excited to have caught what appeared to be their first big chance at stardom. They create a playlist of appropriate songs for the ball and immediately begin practicing. They get down 20 songs, which they will play throughout the gathering. Once they arrive at the ball, everything is exactly as extravagant as they had imagined. They play their while set, and everyone in attendance loves them. They loved them so much so that the kin...

There was once a ruthless king, Peter, who, within his kingdom, could take or have whatever he wanted. One day while walking with his seven wives he came across a woman of surpassing beauty. Her name was Olga. She was the Inventors daughter. Everyone in town thought it weird that she enjoyed reading and learning, as she was a woman, but her father was always encouraging her to pursue what makes her happy.One day the king saw her incredible beauty and declared she must be his. Unwanted she refused, but she was forced into marrying him. She was his prisoner. The king wished to make beautiful babies with her. So she got pregnant. She birthed the child, but she could not bear to hold the child of this monster in her hands, so she brought it to the nearby river and let it drift away. This occurred seven times. The river The king was furious. All he wanted was to have a beautiful son to be the heir to his throne, but every time he tries she would carry them off to the river. The 8th ti...

Link to my Portfolio: Sita Story There was a family, the Cage's, who collected rare items of history. There collection raked up a net worth of $100 million, but in an unfortunate happening their family got in trouble with the Rare Artifact of Value Acquirers, RAVA for short. Being Jealous of the Cage's large collection they created false documents claiming that one of the Cage's artifacts was theirs. This particular artifact was of high importance, the most beautiful painting of a woman from ancient Indian culture, Sita. RAVA placed its claim and obtained Sita without the Cage's even knowing what happened. This particular painting was dear to one of the thirteen children, Nicolas, as he was tasked with caring for the art collection. A Picture of Nicolas Furious with the painting being unjustly stolen from him he set out to obtain it back. As he was leaving, one of his brothers, Riley, saw him and said he would not let him leave on this adventure alone. They unfor...

For as long as time has gone on there has always been time lords, those who try to control time, but after the great time wars few remained. One of whom was the renowned Doctor. He has came to be known as the keeper of time and even a great warrior, but back in ancient times some called him a god. After a loss whilst fighting the dialects, the doctor regenerated, but this time as a man, the avatar of Vishnu himself. He goes by Rama, and keeps his true identity a secret. The reason for this is to help rid the earth of the monstrous demons that haunt it. He always kept his companion by his side as to not be too lonely on his journey throughout the world. He did not meet her until he was traveling and saw her, Sita daughter of Janaka, at that instant he could see into her soul, he saw beauty, elegance, but most importantly loyalty. In order to prove to her father that he is worthy of having Sita as a companion he must string a celestial bow, that no man could string before him. It is whee...

There was once a tomato patch that fed everyone within the city. Every year the village people would send their children to go water and fertilize the tomatoes before harvest. One Year while the children were going out to care for the tomatoes, one child, little Timmy ran into what appeared to be a golden rock. Timmy went on to inspect the rock. Once he came upon the rock he realized it was gold. He ran back into to town to show the adults. Once he got there he exclaimed: "Look, Look, I have found a large piece of gold. We are rich!!" They then inspected the rock and realized it was simply fools gold. They explained to him that the rock is worthless. They then told Timmy he needed to go help the others with the tomatoes. Tomatoes As Timmy approaches the other children they begin to leave for they have already finished fertilizing and watering their part of the patch. Timmy, not wanting to be too late to get home, hurries while caring for his part of the patch. He finish...